Why cats are green and not purple

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:26:45 -0400

Mum: opens door

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:26:28 -0400

Mum: *opens door*
Me: *locks phone so it goes dark*
Mum: *whispers* Are you asleep?
Me: *grunts*
Mum: *whispers* ok *closes door*
Me: ...
Me: Well that was easier than expected.

pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:25:28 -0400

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

mostly10: so here’s the story I had my phone on the table,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:24:18 -0400

mostly10:

so here’s the story

I had my phone on the table, which has this cover on it. rob sits down, says hello, and when he sees my phone he pulls it over to read it. he then goes “what? no room for chuck?” we laugh and I say “there’s plenty of room!”. the girl next to me pulls out a marker pen and I give it to rob. he says “no I couldn’t!” but I basically tell him that he has to. so he starts to write, marker clutched tight in his hand, laughing and telling us how he doesn’t know how to draw “that and symbol”. he gives it a valiant try, however, and… doesn’t quite get it right.

but I have a unique phone cover and the exact moment in time I fell in love with rob benedict. :’)

Clara is most definitely the boss.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:23:35 -0400

Clara is most definitely the boss.

orelpuppington: when you debate unfollowing someone for a long time and then there’s one post...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:23:16 -0400

orelpuppington:

when you debate unfollowing someone for a long time and then there’s one post that just pushes you over the edge

i did not mean to click this picture of a furby but it works i guess

m-chi: It’s time to take your medicine Amy #reality

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:23:06 -0400

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:59 -0400

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

paintdoktahwho: welp

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:42 -0400

paintdoktahwho:

welp

bookwormstache: someone needs to talk over lotr and say this

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:30 -0400

bookwormstache:

someone needs to talk over lotr and say this

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:25 -0400

fagmobs: First gay marriage now this?

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:22 -0400

fagmobs:

First gay marriage now this?

cloudmonstachopper: elkaydee: wearitasawormstach: tall: pocke...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:02 -0400

cloudmonstachopper:

elkaydee:

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

HES BACK

sometimes I honestly did enjoy a meme enough to actually want to bring it back XD

doodlebuggy: A mini comic I did the art for, produced for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:13 -0400

doodlebuggy:

A mini comic I did the art for, produced for Grayhaven Comics’ upcoming compilation, ‘You Are Not Alone.’ Written by :DevDestiny-Smasher:, this standalone comic also serves as a slice of backstory for Jane Fitzpatrick — one of the primary characters of the Avatar: tLA/LoK fanproject, ‘What I Learned at SRU.’ Jane’s character concept was directly based on ‘Smellerbee,’ and in the story Jane serves as a reimagining of the character.

You Are Not Alone will be: “A 200+ page anthology of hope with tales of overcoming bullying, homophobia, racism, depression and abuse.” You can find more information about it here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1429812861/you-are-not-alone-1

You can read more of Jane’s story in this short piece: http://destiny-smasher.deviantart.com/art/Side-Pocket-An-SRU-Short-211078228
Or read the full story here on DA: http://destiny-smasher.deviantart.com/art/What-I-Learned-at-SRU-1-184207314 or over at FF.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6417590/1/
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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:15:07 -0400

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:14:10 -0400

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

shirohomura: redeh: When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:14:01 -0400

shirohomura:

redeh:

When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype

When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:13:25 -0400

ballerdollar: lessons learned from anime don’t get inside the robot people with bad haircuts always...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:12:50 -0400

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

don’t get inside the robot

people with bad haircuts always lose

the cute girl is psycho

the cute guy isn’t human

when in doubt scream “baka” and run away

glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner

gotta catch em all

and maybe probably respect your elders

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:12:26 -0400