Why cats are green and not purple

yellowmarshmallows:

blacktarzy:

crucio-me-until-it-hurts:

ashocksherlock-:

wearthewindythong:

dontgigglesherlock:

gatiss:

i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it

um ok.

I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.

This is legit guys.

I kissed D.I. Lestrade because I don’t make people into heroes, and Mrs Hudson brought us some nibbles afterwards.

I watched sherlock head butt mike stumford because anderson is a douche and i ran away

I watched john hug a lucky cat because I love him and it was slightly awkward. Um, what?

I watched Mycroft eat Sherlock’s scarf because4 it erased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and it made me laugh….
I can imagine…

I watched Watson hug John Watson because Jim told me to and I was happy for the rest of the day

…sure

 I kissed Sek Met because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor

sounds legit

  1. howloudthesilencescreams reblogged this from whenallofthesudden and added:
    I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol
  2. pastelprincessnikki reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac
  3. whenallofthesudden reblogged this from niish-vehtam-tor and added:
    I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.
  4. niish-vehtam-tor reblogged this from timedetective and added:
    Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.
  5. mytwistedlogic reblogged this from cervuxsequential and added:
    I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.
  6. cervuxsequential reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.
  7. ozymandias2408 reblogged this from chickenisamazing and added:
    I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh
  8. housearryn reblogged this from chickenisamazing
  9. chickenisamazing reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.
  10. limey-tea reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
  11. inspiredlemon reblogged this from mybedshapedshadow and added:
    Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would
  12. mybedshapedshadow reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having
  13. lifeisafunnygame reblogged this from polarlucky
  14. acompletecircle reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
  15. wherethelost-boysmeet reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
  16. polarlucky reblogged this from thesimpsonsfangirl and added:
    “I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
  17. thesimpsonsfangirl reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
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  19. get-your-stupidface-out-of-here reblogged this from the--consulting-timelord and added:
    the—consulting-timelord:
  20. maskedrose reblogged this from thatartyholmesian
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  22. ellierratic reblogged this from squirrelock and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
  23. squirrelock reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
  24. xxpanda92xx reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
  25. crayonspink reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
  26. dimethylpolysiloxane reblogged this from csquared225 and added:
    Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
  27. red-head-society reblogged this from victorian-narwhal and added:
    I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
  28. youneedtobehere reblogged this from narynewt and added:
    I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
  29. likechippylikepixar reblogged this from narynewt
  30. xenofsound reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
  31. narynewt reblogged this from mgvdb and added:
    I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
  32. vampwitch reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made
  33. electric-wonder reblogged this from zombiechaser and added:
    I kissed a kitten because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried what am i john now
  34. ireallyreallyreallywanttofly reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I burnt the heart out of a dinosaur because heroes don’t exist and it was slightly awkward.
  35. cumulonimbus2000 reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Jim Moriarty because I love him and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
  36. nargle394 reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Mycroft’s umbrella because I was BORED! And it made me laugh.