radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
tbh i think i just want to be in an action/fantasy movie/live in an action/fantasy movie
I find it hard to even believe all these posts about girls getting in trouble for wearing short shorts at school or shirts that slightly show a bit of bra and all that while in Norway during the Russ month we were CHALLENGED TO WEAR ONLY UNDERWEAR TO SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE DAY
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
this makes me uncomfortable.
jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them
I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale??
(Source: jackle-app, via oto-no-kakera)
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE