January 2012
instagrant:
If people don’t think you are weird, you aren’t doing life right.
“I’ve learned that ten 14-year-old girls could definitely kill me if they got...”
– Robert Downey Jr., Rolling Stone
(via obsessedobsesser, linguisticblends) (via dontbeafraidbealive)
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Assassin's Creed fandom: Shit, Abstergo must have gotten a Piece of Eden!
Lord of the Rings fandom: Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE FUCKING SALT
When Tumblr is down:
heyfunniest:
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
breaking up
Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
Friend: You know nothing!
Me:
Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
Me: What-
Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
Friend: St-
Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
Friend: Lis-
Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
Friend:
Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
Friend:
Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.
I hate when a website says "Are You A Human"
heyfunniest:
No I’m a vacuum.
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
the entire week every single week
monday: i
tuesday: want
wednesday: to
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
