Why cats are green and not purple

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

shakespeareishq:

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

#javert blasting off again

moistwaft:

bilbosexual:

valardohaeri-s:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston in Family Guy S11E22

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD EAR FOR VOICES. IS HE THE PAINTING OR THE STATUE? D:

he’s the statue ;)

The painting sounds like Sean Bean to me…

*research time!*

He is.

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled